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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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LONELY?
« on: May 06, 2009, 02:30:31 PM »
Are YOU lonely?
Don't like working on your own?
Hate making decisions?

THEN CALL A MEETING
You can

SEE people
DRAW flow charts
FEEL important
FORM sub committees
FEEL important
IMPRESS your colleagues
MAKE meaningless reccomendations...

ALL ON COMPANY TIME...

THE PRACTICAL ALTERNATIVE TO WORK
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
J Basil Boothroyd