New members

[Barman]

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=profile;u=162

Olga, dorogaya, I thought we discussed this? No sneaking back under another pseudonym, ok? Besides, Sven and Samantha seem to have covered all our bases, in a manner of speaking.

I know this bloke... 

[Pastis]

http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?action=profile;u=162

Olga, dorogaya, I thought we discussed this? No sneaking back under another pseudonym, ok? Besides, Sven and Samantha seem to have covered all our bases, in a manner of speaking.

I know this bloke... 

But does LL? 

[grumpyoldsoldier]

Dear BM
To get back on topic, re: new members, can I get a new one on the NHS, the one I have is broken. I think it has something to do with with the magnetic flux of the Earths core, my member used to point North but now it only points South.
Concerned of Birmingham

[Pastis]

Dear BM
To get back on topic, re: new members, can I get a new one on the NHS, the one I have is broken. I think it has something to do with with the magnetic flux of the Earths core, my member used to point North but now it only points South.
Concerned of Birmingham

 

[Snoopy]

Dear BM
To get back on topic, re: new members, can I get a new one on the NHS, the one I have is broken. I think it has something to do with with the magnetic flux of the Earths core, my member used to point North but now it only points South.
Concerned of Birmingham

Dear Concerned of Birmingham
Since it is known that opposites attract and conversely that like repels, might I suggest you place something repellent to the south of your member and see if this will cause it to once more point to the north.
If this works well and good but of it fails you may need to invest in some lead lined underwear.
Do let us know how you get on.

[grumpyoldsoldier]

Sir,
Thank you for your quick response to my post and the advice given. I will try a pint of BM's Special Brew.
Thank you

Less Concerned of Birmingham

[grumpyoldsoldier]

Dear Doctor Snoopy
I have been standing here for some while now with a pint of BM's Special Brew underneath my member. The memsahib Dementia had a fit of the giggles and said it looked like a slug considering death by drowning and screwing up the courage to make the leap! I sometimes wonder why I bothered renting her, her use by date expired years ago. Anyway am I being to eager in expecting an early result, Dementia would also be interested knowing.
regards
Still Worried of Birmingham

[Uncle Mort]

 

GOS, you're as mad as a box of frogs.

Keep it up sir. 

[grumpyoldsoldier]