The Faith Healer
Two women were sitting in the doctor's waiting room comparing notes on their various disorders.
"I want a baby more than anything in the world," said the first, "but I guess it is impossible."
"I used to feel just the same way," said the second, "but then everything changed. That's why I'm here. I'm going to have a baby in three months."
"You must tell me what you did," said the first woman.
"I went to a faith healer."
"But I've tried that" said the first woman. "My husband and I went to one for nearly a year and it didn't help a bit."
The other woman smiled and whispered, "Next time, dear, try going alone."
