This using the mobile in the car malarky

[Shy Talk]

I thought my avatar might give enough of a clue from the "other side".

You're a motor bike ?? F*ck me a strange lot we have posting here what with a motor bike . abear , a dog and a seagull to mention a few . What next

[Barman]

I thought my avatar might give enough of a clue from the "other side".

You're a motor bike ?? F*ck me a strange lot we have posting here what with a motor bike . abear , a dog and a seagull to mention a few . What next

Indeed, humans appear to be in the minority. 

[Snoopy]

I thought my avatar might give enough of a clue from the "other side".

I rather thought I had indicated that I realised that.
But, as I say, it doesn't matter where else you drink, you are welcome here.
Let's move on shall we?

[GROWLER]

I thought my avatar might give enough of a clue from the "other side".

Let's move on shall we?

Shite on a stick. WHERE we going NOW FFS?

[Barman]

I thought my avatar might give enough of a clue from the "other side".

Let's move on shall we?

Shite on a stick. WHERE we going NOW FFS?

Nowhere. I think you?ll find the doors are firmly locked shut ? and that includes the fire escape and the window in the gents before you think of trying it. 

[Anise]

Kim alert!!!

I do hope so, I miss her dearly

If only she missed you back eh?

 

[The Moan Ranger]

I have also noticed a massive increase in the number of people stopping in the most ridiculous of places, to answer their phones. Blind corners, narrow streets, veering across motorways to get on the hard shoulder etc. Utter madness.

[Anise]

I have also noticed a massive increase in the number of people stopping in the most ridiculous of places, to answer their phones. Blind corners, narrow streets, veering across motorways to get on the hard shoulder etc. Utter madness.

What else can be expected from the plebs eh Moany?

If only they didn't register their vehicles then Tone's confiscation squads wouldn't know where to start.

[Misunderstood]

I have also noticed a massive increase in the number of people stopping in the most ridiculous of places, to answer their phones. Blind corners, narrow streets, veering across motorways to get on the hard shoulder etc. Utter madness.

What else can be expected from the plebs eh Moany?

If only they didn't register their vehicles then Tone's confiscation squads wouldn't know where to start.

You'll have to snap out of that set phrase,  It's Gordo's squads from today.   Not like you not to pay attention...

[Uncle Mort]

Not 'til Wednesday Bouncer ~ put the champagne away and those flags back in the cupboard.

[Misunderstood]

Not 'til Wednesday Bouncer ~ put the champagne away and those flags back in the cupboard.

Technically, you are right.  However, as the party leader actual and PM designate, one would be suicidal to even think about diss'ing him now.