Wordy strangeness (bored again)

[Pastis]

I misheard some song lyrics the other day, something about "seeing you in the crypt tonight...". Then I thought perhaps they were singing about Kryptonite 

There used to be a feature (prolly still is) of the smaller Torygraph crossword where the top two across combined similarly. I remember particularly:

Cough  >  Hiccups

and

Prints  >  C?zanne

Any more to while away the time?

[Barman]

 

[Nick]

 

[Pastis]

Whaaaaaaaat?         Show me the NON- threads then

[Snoopy]

Mrs S#2 spent years wondering why, at Christmas, somebody would sing about a Snowman called Rusty.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YYRmFZg544

[Snoopy]

And why should hands be judicious?

[Pastis]

Ahhh, that mild, green, very liquid stuff I spose

[Snoopy]

That's the joker