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Offline Just One More

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Ouch!
« on: July 28, 2009, 08:18:05 PM »
One of my guys came in this morning to fill in an accident form

Description of incident
I had been to use the toilet in the services and on leaving felt intense pain in my nether regions. I rushed back to the toilet and discovered that I had been stung on the penis by a wasp

I have to fill in a form for elf un safe-tee giving the results of my investigation and the actions to be taken to prevent a further occurence.
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2009, 09:37:46 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on July 28, 2009, 08:18:05 PM
One of my guys came in this morning to fill in an accident form

Description of incident
I had been to use the toilet in the services and on leaving felt intense pain in my nether regions. I rushed back to the toilet and discovered that I had been stung on the penis by a wasp

I have to fill in a form for elf un safe-tee giving the results of my investigation and the actions to be taken to prevent a further occurence.

1. Do not put marmalade on todger.
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Re: Ouch!
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2009, 12:19:27 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on July 28, 2009, 08:18:05 PM
One of my guys came in this morning to fill in an accident form

Description of incident
I had been to use the toilet in the services and on leaving felt intense pain in my nether regions. I rushed back to the toilet and discovered that I had been stung on the penis by a wasp

I have to fill in a form for elf un safe-tee giving the results of my investigation and the actions to be taken to prevent a further occurence.

Is it enlarged?  eeek:
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