Nah, if the penal service over there let her get off on that excuse they'd be lynched as soon as it hit the media.
Alright Darwin, get it out of the way, I know you want to make that into a double entendre
Most certainly not!
This is a serious topic and the poor girl is obviously a victim of the pressures of our celebrity-obsessed culture.
It would be quite inappropriate to make cheap jibes simply because your thesaurus failed to prevent the use of words like "penal", "get off" and "lynched".
The young lady is clearly unwell and looking for a reason to go home, obviously some kind-hearted judge has given her one.