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Re: Back to Skool
« Reply #45 on: September 07, 2009, 09:34:30 AM »
The Tudors said the same about Snoopy
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Re: Back to Skool
« Reply #46 on: September 07, 2009, 09:36:31 AM »
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Re: Back to Skool
« Reply #47 on: September 07, 2009, 09:41:15 AM »
The Tudors said the same about Snoopy

Apparently so did the Romans, hence the phrase Canis Horriblis whistle:
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Re: Back to Skool
« Reply #48 on: September 08, 2009, 03:50:03 PM »
PE today. All kit reported lost  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: Back to Skool
« Reply #49 on: September 08, 2009, 03:59:13 PM »
It's a ruse. Believe me.  whistle:
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Re: Back to Skool
« Reply #50 on: September 08, 2009, 03:59:57 PM »
He needs it again for tomorrow  cussing: I only bought the school shirt YESTERDAY Angry9:
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Re: Back to Skool
« Reply #51 on: September 08, 2009, 04:03:47 PM »
Knowing how keen the Boy is on sport I don't think it a ruse.

Phone the skool and they will say:

"Was his name in everything?"

and you will say "Yes of course"

and they will say "He must learn to look after his stuff, this isn't like Junior Skool"

and you will say "I know"

and they will say "Tell him to look in 'Lost Property' in the morning"

and you will think "Why tell us to put his name in everything and then not be prepared to fvcking look for it?" but you bite your tongue and say "OK"

and then tomorrow he will forget to look for it

and the following day he will have PE again and throw a wobbly because he doesn't have his kit so one of you will go to the school and hunt down the lost property bin/cupboard

and you will not find his kit

and you will speak to a member of staff who will be indifferent because you will be the tenth this week.

Eventually you will buy him new kit and he will repeat the performance regularly for two years at a rate of at least twice a term. You will one day engage a cleaner in conversation and she will tell you that they (the cleaners) pick up all the lost, stolen and strayed kit and put it somewhere other than in Lost Property that not even the Headteacher knows about and she will lead you there and you will find a whole heap of kit belonging to The Boy and many other boys. None of it will fit him any more so you do what everyone else does. You'll accept the cleaners advice and take a set of kit that looks as if it might fit The Boy and that isn't infested with lice. You will rip out all the name tapes of sundry other boys and sew in your own Boy's name tags.

At least that is what we have spent the last 12 years doing for everyone of ours!  Banghead
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Re: Back to Skool
« Reply #52 on: September 08, 2009, 04:06:25 PM »
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I am sure you are right  noooo:
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Re: Back to Skool
« Reply #53 on: September 08, 2009, 04:08:00 PM »
Mercifully not long to go now  cloud9:

The Boy has three days of intensive all day sports and induction at new Big Skool starting tomorrow, with 200 other small boys.

What can possibly go wrong?



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Re: Back to Skool
« Reply #54 on: September 08, 2009, 04:08:59 PM »
He tells me that he was punished today for not having the correct socks!!

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Re: Back to Skool
« Reply #55 on: September 08, 2009, 04:24:48 PM »
See also protractors, compasses, rulers, pens, pencil cases, briefcases/sports bags, caps, ties, shoes, swimming trunks, towels, socks, football boots, bus passes, heads if not firmly attached. One of mine even managed to lose his clothes and spent the entire day in his PE kit. The clothing never turned up  noooo:

Now obviously some child/children played a prank whilst he was on the sports field.
Questions I posed to the head:
(i) What sort of idiot timetables Outdoor PE for the first lesson of the day thus ensuring the rest of the day is spent with mud encrusted, sweaty kids?
(ii) What sort of school is it that does nothing about a child who has spent all day attending classes wearing muddy PE kit?
(iii) Why has no-one bothered to contact his home for fresh clothing despite knowing that we live only three minutes away?

Answers came there none.
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Re: Back to Skool
« Reply #56 on: September 08, 2009, 06:20:08 PM »
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