And you answered it?
Yes of course I did. I mean it could have been the Mormons innit? They like a good laugh.
But the 'M's don't like coffee or Pepsi 
What about White Lightening? I could get them pissed and have a sing song.
'What's' that then????
White Lightening I will have you know is a brand of full strength cider that tastes like battery acid and costs about 20p a gallon.
Beverage of choice for many.
But not me. Not yet anyway. Not while Carlsberg Special Brew tastes so lovely.
