So I had decided I had toiled enough this morning and it was time to satisfy my hunger.
Left the building and was heading towards gorgeous sandwich shop
. But to get there I had to cross a busy junction. Being a good girl I watched the traffic lights. The red man told me to stay exactly where I was and I obliged. Traffic zooming past happily.
Then I get felled from behind and pushed into the road in the path of oncoming traffic
. The van braked and beeped his horn and cursed at me naturally
, then I just felt a claw pulling me back on the pavement.
Apparently some huge lummox of a lanky yank was walking in the forwards direction but looking backwards .....the feckin eejit hadn't even clocked he was coming up to a cross section ...with these brum brum things going shooting past
He was so apologetic......I wasn't so sympathetic
He is now a marked man
