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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #315 on: September 17, 2009, 09:48:38 AM »
Ghost Tours and Plasma screens  rubschin:

Shouldn't that be ectoplasma screens?
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #316 on: September 17, 2009, 09:50:49 AM »
Ghost Tours and Plasma screens  rubschin:

Shouldn't that be ectoplasma screens?
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Does this course have a pass/fail outcome?

If not, I suggest you indulge yourself in an orgy of pedantry with the teacher.
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #317 on: September 17, 2009, 09:51:38 AM »
It seems that you cannot fail it. It in line in that respect with GCSEs and A levels
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #318 on: September 17, 2009, 09:53:10 AM »
Will they let you have breaks for a ciggy?
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #319 on: September 17, 2009, 09:54:29 AM »
It seems that you cannot fail it. It in line in that respect with GCSEs and A levels

Then let the fun begin.

Start with calling him by the wrong name, that usually gets the blood pressure off to a nice high start.

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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #320 on: September 17, 2009, 09:57:01 AM »
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #321 on: September 17, 2009, 09:59:22 AM »
There is no pass or fail but there is getting thrown off the course and thus not getting your licence back for another three months.  whistle:
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #322 on: September 17, 2009, 05:38:42 PM »
Quite interesting!

What a mixture. THREE doctors (what does that tell us?) some company directors, 5 gerls (3 of whom  eyes:) and all blondes, a police sergeant ( eeek:) and a bus driver ( eeek:) amongst others.

Best moment (this was in a church hall) was when one guy described what had happened to him (wait) and the funeral in the church started singing 'Abide with Me' very audibly and everyone cracked up.

What happened to him? He had had lunch with his wife with wine and then had a row and cleared off and fell asleep in his car. When he didn't come back (he is diabetic and his wife was worried about him) she called the Plod who located him pissed and asleep in his car and nicked him. He said, 'But she's dead now.' Everyone expressed sympathy and he said, 'Only joking'  eeek:
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #323 on: September 18, 2009, 06:12:43 AM »
I think you've found your ideal support group  eeek:
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Re: Mr Nick is a very naughty boy
« Reply #324 on: September 22, 2009, 11:05:39 AM »
I wonder how it all went in the end ~ he's very quiet. Hope he didn't give the lecturer a slap, verbal or otherwise.
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