My two boys ~ their uncle AKA lil bruvver said to them before he drove off in my Landy that he would give them a fiver if they would vacuum out his car once it was MOT'd.
So once it was delivered back they got the "garden" vacuum out of the garage and started work on it. They then did their mother's car and asked for their money. "We've done two carth Dad so thath a tenner ithn't it" lisped the littlest one.
Admiring their cheek I anteed up a fiver apiece.
There was a hasty consultation and they re-approached me with an offer to do my Landrover when Uncle returns it.
"Cos he smokes and all, it'll need it" they charmed
"OK" I said
"That'll cost you a tenner then" they argued "Cos it's a hoooge car, at least the size of the Corsa and Fiat we've just done"
Somehow I think I've been stitched up like a kipper.
