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Re: Whatever happened to learned behaviour
« Reply #15 on: October 04, 2009, 07:03:15 PM »
Quote from: Pirate on October 04, 2009, 07:01:10 PM
I was gonna tell a joke about popcorn, but it was too corny
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Re: Whatever happened to learned behaviour
« Reply #16 on: October 04, 2009, 07:06:44 PM »
Miss D seems to be taking a long time to tell us the story. Either she is trying to find the perfect one or the one she has chosen is taking time to type out......  whistle:


Not that I want to worry BM any.  lol:
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Re: Whatever happened to learned behaviour
« Reply #17 on: October 04, 2009, 07:07:30 PM »
Was this the popcorn joke Pirate was going to tell?

An old farmer went to  town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, "Sir, what's that on your shoulder?"

The old farmer said, "That's my pet rooster Chucky. Wherever I go, Chucky goes."

"I'm sorry, sir," said the ticket agent. "We can't allow animals in the theater."

The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the bird down his pants. He returned to the booth, bought a ticket and entered the theatre. He sat down next to two old widows named Mildred and Marge.

The movie started and the rooster began to squirm. The old farmer unzipped his pants so Chucky could stick his head out and watch the movie.

"Marge," whispered Mildred.

"What?" said Marge.

"I think the guy next to me is a pervert."

"What makes you think so?" asked Marge.

"He unzipped his pants and he has his thing out," whispered Mildred.

"Well, don't worry about it," said Marge. "At our age we've seen 'em all."

"I thought so," said Mildred, "but this one's eating my popcorn!"
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Re: Whatever happened to learned behaviour
« Reply #18 on: October 04, 2009, 07:09:05 PM »
I had to consult my binding contract and speak to my legal team ....don't forget the future of any further cheapy holidays to Cyprus is in jeopardy here  noooo:

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Re: Whatever happened to learned behaviour
« Reply #19 on: October 04, 2009, 07:10:23 PM »
Only if you forget to invoke the 'LL invited me clause'  whistle:
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Re: Whatever happened to learned behaviour
« Reply #20 on: October 04, 2009, 07:11:14 PM »
You can stay at my place Miss D...Tell all
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Re: Whatever happened to learned behaviour
« Reply #21 on: October 04, 2009, 07:15:23 PM »
Ooooh options   cloud9:

A girl should always have options  sparkle:

My only concern in divulging such information is what BM may have stored about me........he can be vicious in his retaliation  scared2:
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Re: Whatever happened to learned behaviour
« Reply #22 on: October 04, 2009, 07:16:20 PM »
What is the worst that he could have on you Miss D?  whistle:
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Re: Whatever happened to learned behaviour
« Reply #23 on: October 04, 2009, 07:20:42 PM »
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Re: Whatever happened to learned behaviour
« Reply #24 on: October 04, 2009, 07:21:55 PM »
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Re: Whatever happened to learned behaviour
« Reply #25 on: October 04, 2009, 07:23:29 PM »
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That's scary

It looks like an owl is perving at you  rubschin:
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Re: Whatever happened to learned behaviour
« Reply #26 on: October 04, 2009, 07:26:50 PM »
Don't panic, BM woudlnt stoop to looking through the keyhole.









He's a techie, so would have had webcams all over the place.  whistle:
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Re: Whatever happened to learned behaviour
« Reply #27 on: October 04, 2009, 07:29:05 PM »
and the teddy...dont forget the teddy.

Best post your photos first Miss D, before BM like
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Re: Whatever happened to learned behaviour
« Reply #28 on: October 04, 2009, 07:32:55 PM »
I checked the room for anything cuddly and there was nothing there  whistle:
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Re: Whatever happened to learned behaviour
« Reply #29 on: October 04, 2009, 07:47:24 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on October 04, 2009, 07:23:29 PM
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That's scary

It looks like an owl is perving at you  rubschin:

No THIS is the scary one



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