One of the neighbours must have been preparing to go on a trip today. They had obviously decided that they were going to set off early to avoid the traffic so from 5 o'clock this morning they started loading their car up.
Now if the car door was slammed shut once or twice it was slammed shut about 100 bloody times
They would come out put something else in then propel the door back into it's casing with a force the Hadron Collider would be proud of and then totter back into the house to sort out / decide what else they needed.
They finally left just after 6am by which time I was ready with a very sharpened axe to whack the car doors off myself
Inconsiderate twats