Actually that is one of my sillier ideas ~ you would probably be asphyxiated by the overpowering stench of Lynx before you crossed the M25.
Man sues cos he didn't get the Lynx effect
Did nobody tell him that he needs to get rid of the sign over his head, visible only to wimmin it reads LOSER!
Also it helps if you don't:
1) Stink like a polecat on heat
2) Have pustules bursting out all over your shaven neck
3) Have a little style and patience
4) Don't give off signals that all you want is for some attractive woman to throw herself at your feet
5) Think you're worth it ~ when you ain't.
