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Offline Pastis

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Bitten!
« on: November 04, 2009, 04:39:38 PM »
I was bitten by a  cussing: little, yappy dog this morning  eeek:. More of an attempt than a serious, break skin bite but it nearly got a good kicking had the owner not rushed up with profuse apologies  evil:

Sometime in the last few days I think I've been bitten by an insect right between the eyebrows  eeek:, or should that be iBrows  rubschin:. A persistent little bump that seems reluctant to go away  evil:

Nick was attacked by a Rottweiler last week  eeek:

Beware of things that bite  evil:
Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
"Make me one with everything"

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Re: Bitten!
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2009, 04:43:54 PM »
Probably an egg sac.  eeek:

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Re: Bitten!
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2009, 04:57:34 PM »
 shocked003

You think a full John Hurt impression might be in the offing?  scared2:
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Re: Bitten!
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2009, 04:57:57 PM »
Reality bites  cry:
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Re: Bitten!
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2009, 05:20:41 PM »
Reality Sucks!
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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Re: Bitten!
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2009, 09:00:38 AM »
Has he started frothing at the mouth yet  scared2:

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Re: Bitten!
« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2009, 09:46:30 AM »
Yes, but for different reasons entirely  8)
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Re: Bitten!
« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2009, 11:15:14 AM »


I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: Bitten!
« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2009, 11:21:16 AM »


Surely?
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.