Heathrow Airport Security #397

[Barman]

If the time has been given to you by the airline stick to it ~ they will have made allowance. The clocks change officially at 2am anyway.

So that'll be three am or um, one am... in old money like...? 

[Miss Demeanour]

Just ask LL - she will know 

[Barman]

Just ask LL - she will know 

It was obvious wasn't it...? 

[Barman]

Well, all packed up and ready to head off to Heathrow for ritual humiliation at the hands of the security staff... 

I'm curious tho... 

In order to get into the visitors gallery at the HoC last week we had to go through extremely tight airport-style security. Empty your pockets and all baggage onto the conveyor and through the X-Ray machine. Then walk through the body scanner, then a body search...

BUT I didn't have to take off my belt or my shoes as will be demanded at Heathrow this morning...

Why is that then eh? EH? 

[The Moan Ranger]

The HoC isn't an airborne pressurised tin can. Prolly.

[Darwins Selection]

Well, all packed up and ready to head off to Heathrow for ritual humiliation at the hands of the security staff... 

I'm curious tho... 

In order to get into the visitors gallery at the HoC last week we had to go through extremely tight airport-style security. Empty your pockets and all baggage onto the conveyor and through the X-Ray machine. Then walk through the body scanner, then a body search...

BUT I didn't have to take off my belt or my shoes as will be demanded at Heathrow this morning...

Why is that then eh? EH? 

Even if you have feet as big as mine ( ) you could not put in enough explosives to bring the HoC down from 40,000 feet by blowing a hole in the side.

As for the belt, they have latched onto the ?250 to be made from 'You've been framed' with ex-pats trousers falling round their ankles.

[Barman]

 

Good points well made...

[Barman]

Freaking bastard jobsworths! 

[Darwins Selection]

Freaking bastard jobsworths! 

[Barman]

Freaking bastard jobsworths! 

Is that Snoopy? 

[Snoopy]

 

[Barman]