Am I REALLY that unreasonable?

[GROWLER]

What became of your neighbour's parcel?

Dunno.

Keeping me 'ed well below the parapet and deny everything.

If they took it, they could at least have had the common courtesy of saying thank you, bloody typical commonplace selfish munters...he's a teacher too. Say no more ey?

Expected nowt, and as usual, I've not been disappointed.

[Snoopy]

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=28457115 

WOW! Bit pricey though, and why oh bloody why is it ALWAYS Ameribloodyca ey?

I'll 'ave a werd wiv the missus .... maybe one of 'er crafty laydees will 'ave a pattern like.

Then all you will need to do is turn on that well know Growler charm and she, like putty in yer paws, will p'raps 'elp you make it like.