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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Sudden moments of realisation
« on: January 17, 2010, 04:00:10 PM »
The Brat has gone out this afternoon with her friend shopping.....she spent the prescribed hour or so getting ready but when she came downstairs she looked lovely and sooooooooooo not 13  eeek:

Blimey ...when exactly did she grow up and why wasn't I looking  rubschin:
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Re: Sudden moments of realisation
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2010, 04:17:39 PM »
There is no going back you know.  My eldest daughter was 25 yesterday. noooo:  I made her day when I told her that she was now more than half my age. eveilgrin:







I also made her day when on opening her present and card she was showered by a multitude of tiny glittery stars. eveilgrin:
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Re: Sudden moments of realisation
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2010, 04:25:14 PM »
My eldest as born when I was 21, Thus when I reached 42 he was 21. I told him then that he was half my age and that he would never be that again.

It speaks volumes for education when I tell you that he didn't get it then and, as far as I know, still hasn't. ::)
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Re: Sudden moments of realisation
« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2010, 05:01:24 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 17, 2010, 04:25:14 PM
My eldest as born when I was 21, Thus when I reached 42 he was 21. I told him then that he was half my age and that he would never be that again.

It speaks volumes for education when I tell you that he didn't get it then and, as far as I know, still hasn't. ::)

A virgin...?  rubschin:
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Re: Sudden moments of realisation
« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2010, 05:22:12 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on January 17, 2010, 04:17:39 PM

I also made her day when on opening her present and card she was showered by a multitude of tiny glittery stars. eveilgrin:

Good work  8) 8) 8)

Never too old to forget eh  ;)

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Re: Sudden moments of realisation
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2010, 05:25:32 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 17, 2010, 05:01:24 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 17, 2010, 04:25:14 PM
My eldest as born when I was 21, Thus when I reached 42 he was 21. I told him then that he was half my age and that he would never be that again.

It speaks volumes for education when I tell you that he didn't get it then and, as far as I know, still hasn't. ::)

A virgin...?  rubschin:


Given that I have already told anyone who cares to read my posts that he has married 3 times and produced 3 children ask yourself this "Am I really being funny or just silly?"

The joke was in his inability to do the maths  ::)
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Re: Sudden moments of realisation
« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2010, 05:55:37 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 17, 2010, 05:25:32 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 17, 2010, 05:01:24 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 17, 2010, 04:25:14 PM
My eldest as born when I was 21, Thus when I reached 42 he was 21. I told him then that he was half my age and that he would never be that again.

It speaks volumes for education when I tell you that he didn't get it then and, as far as I know, still hasn't. ::)

A virgin...?  rubschin:


Given that I have already told anyone who cares to read my posts that he has married 3 times and produced 3 children ask yourself this "Am I really being funny or just silly?"

The joke was in his inability to do the maths  ::)

Is the answer 'funny'?  rubschin:
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Re: Sudden moments of realisation
« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2010, 05:57:57 PM »
A clue .... it begins with S and ends in y
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Re: Sudden moments of realisation
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2010, 05:59:05 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on January 17, 2010, 05:57:57 PM
A clue .... it begins with S and ends in y

Sunny doesn't make any sense at all...  whacky115
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Re: Sudden moments of realisation
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2010, 06:02:12 PM »
Admit it ..... you can't do the maths either point:
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