I'd like to nominate this MP for the "wanker of the week" award.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8485784.stmHandshaking is, in his opinion an "unnecessary, unhygienic, germ-spreading intrusion". And furthermore "oafs use them to prove the strength of their personalities with bone-crushers".
"They should be summoned for assault."
Shoot him gently in the back of the head, the great poof.