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Re: Marriage rate in Britain falls to lowest level since 1862
« Reply #60 on: February 12, 2010, 01:06:03 PM »
I was with someone for a few years until I discovered that he didn't actually just have a teenage child by his ex wife but a new born as well  rubschin:
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Re: Marriage rate in Britain falls to lowest level since 1862
« Reply #61 on: February 12, 2010, 01:06:19 PM »
Have been propositioned but it's not for me

Not a groove you dig, huh?
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Re: Marriage rate in Britain falls to lowest level since 1862
« Reply #62 on: February 12, 2010, 01:07:44 PM »
I was with someone for a few years until I discovered that he didn't actually just have a teenage child by his ex wife but a new born as well  rubschin:
happy001 happy001 happy001

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Re: Marriage rate in Britain falls to lowest level since 1862
« Reply #63 on: February 12, 2010, 01:09:38 PM »
One of my colleagues once got a knock on the door from a mysterious 15 year old who introduced herself with the words, "Hello Dad."

She is now a divorce lawyer  scared2:
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Re: Marriage rate in Britain falls to lowest level since 1862
« Reply #64 on: February 12, 2010, 01:11:55 PM »
Nick,
   Does she now live in Meols ??? whistle:
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Re: Marriage rate in Britain falls to lowest level since 1862
« Reply #65 on: February 12, 2010, 01:12:02 PM »
One of my colleagues once got a knock on the door from a mysterious 15 year old who introduced herself with the words, "Hello Dad."

She is now a divorce lawyer  scared2:

Well done the child.

I suppose illegitimacy is a prerequisite for the job anyway.
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Re: Marriage rate in Britain falls to lowest level since 1862
« Reply #66 on: February 12, 2010, 01:13:04 PM »
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   Does she now live in Meols ??? whistle:
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No, Bristol. Why?
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Re: Marriage rate in Britain falls to lowest level since 1862
« Reply #67 on: February 12, 2010, 01:17:12 PM »
And then there is Roger Protz.

http://www.beer-pages.com/roger.htm

I used to work with his FIFTH wife (they were both in their forties at the time  eeek:) and visited them at home.

He had spread himself around a bit (God knows how given his specialism). SHe reckoned his offspring were in the mid-dozens but wasn't sure  eeek:
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Re: Marriage rate in Britain falls to lowest level since 1862
« Reply #68 on: February 12, 2010, 01:19:44 PM »
Nick,
   Does she now live in Meols ??? whistle:
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No, Bristol. Why?

No reason  redface:
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Re: Marriage rate in Britain falls to lowest level since 1862
« Reply #69 on: February 12, 2010, 01:20:32 PM »
I do know someone in Meols if that helps, but I find it a bit bleak.
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Re: Marriage rate in Britain falls to lowest level since 1862
« Reply #70 on: February 12, 2010, 01:25:27 PM »
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 Is that "bleak" as in ethnically challenged or are we talking tunble: here??
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Re: Marriage rate in Britain falls to lowest level since 1862
« Reply #71 on: February 12, 2010, 01:26:02 PM »
 tunble:

That one
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Re: Marriage rate in Britain falls to lowest level since 1862
« Reply #72 on: February 12, 2010, 01:38:48 PM »
M ok then - thats what I thought eeek:
Lovely area though     - to drive through ;D
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Re: Marriage rate in Britain falls to lowest level since 1862
« Reply #73 on: February 12, 2010, 03:29:12 PM »
I was at a wedding in September (tel was there too). This morning on Facebook I read :-

"Danny C***** Wants everyone on here to know what a CHEATING BITCH LISA IS.....and also...this goes out to DAVE!!!! When i get hold of you, you little CUNT......YOUR FUNKIND DEAD.....PRISON OR NO PRISON!!!!!!!!

5 months. Can anyone beat that for the shortest duration?

Tis not good.

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Re: Marriage rate in Britain falls to lowest level since 1862
« Reply #74 on: February 12, 2010, 03:37:43 PM »
Understatement  noooo:
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