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Offline Just One More

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Re: The VP bombing raid
« Reply #75 on: May 20, 2008, 02:34:44 PM »
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Re: The VP bombing raid
« Reply #76 on: May 20, 2008, 06:51:37 PM »
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Re: The VP bombing raid
« Reply #77 on: May 20, 2008, 07:27:48 PM »
Pulling pints does that to a girl.  ;)
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Re: The VP bombing raid
« Reply #78 on: May 20, 2008, 08:27:48 PM »
Pardon?
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Re: The VP bombing raid
« Reply #79 on: May 20, 2008, 08:33:07 PM »
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Re: The VP bombing raid
« Reply #80 on: May 21, 2008, 08:29:31 AM »
Barmaids are advised that when pulling  pints (Real Ales using old fashioned beer engines with manual pumps rather than the more modern fizzy stuff which is expelled from its containers using gas) they should alternate the hand which holds the glass and thus also the "pulling arm" as the constant exercise of one arm in the pulling will result in the development of unwanted muscle in the arm and chest. Since all women have one breast larger (or smaller depending on your preference) than the other, such over development of the muscles can result in an exaggeration of the condition known in the trade as Barmaids Tit.
The symbols used by Barman clearly show this ~ a fact picked up by our very own horny handed son of the soil.
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Re: The VP bombing raid
« Reply #81 on: May 21, 2008, 09:30:38 AM »
Barmaids are advised that when pulling  pints (Real Ales using old fashioned beer engines with manual pumps rather than the more modern fizzy stuff which is expelled from its containers using gas) they should alternate the hand which holds the glass and thus also the "pulling arm" as the canstant exercise of one arm in the pulling will result in the development of unwanted muscle in the arm and chest. Since all women have one breast larger (or smaller depending on your preference) than the other, such over development of the muscles can result in an exaggeration of the condition known in the trade as Barmaids Tit.
The symbols used by Barman clearly show this ~ a fact picked up by our very own horny handed son of the soil.
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Re: The VP bombing raid
« Reply #82 on: May 21, 2008, 10:32:15 AM »
Barmaids are advised that when pulling  pints (Real Ales using old fashioned beer engines with manual pumps rather than the more modern fizzy stuff which is expelled from its containers using gas) they should alternate the hand which holds the glass and thus also the "pulling arm" as the constant exercise of one arm in the pulling will result in the development of unwanted muscle in the arm and chest. Since all women have one breast larger (or smaller depending on your preference) than the other, such over development of the muscles can result in an exaggeration of the condition known in the trade as Barmaids Tit.
The symbols used by Barman clearly show this ~ a fact picked up by our very own horny handed son of the soil.
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Re: The VP bombing raid
« Reply #83 on: May 21, 2008, 10:33:21 AM »
Shouldn't you be doing flower arrangements or rehearsing your "speech"?
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Re: The VP bombing raid
« Reply #84 on: May 21, 2008, 10:34:32 AM »
Shouldn't you be doing flower arrangements or rehearsing your "speech"?
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Re: The VP bombing raid
« Reply #85 on: February 14, 2010, 10:08:43 PM »
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So what happened? Obviously the mission failed, or was it aborted

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Re: The VP bombing raid
« Reply #86 on: February 14, 2010, 11:42:24 PM »
The mission started with great promise until BM decided to let Nick fly the plane, also answering Growler's question.  whistle:

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