The Pope and Gordon Brown are on the same stage in front of a huge
crowd.
The Pope leaned towards Mr. Brown and said, "Do you know that with
one little movement of my hand I can make every person in this crowd
go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like those
believers in a football match, but go deep into their hearts and they'll
forever speak of this day and rejoice!"
Brown replied, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your
hand? Show me"
So the Pope leaned over and backhanded the bastard.
