Odd people

[Miss Demeanour]

There are some strange people in this world of that we are all unanimously agreed  - I of course do not count myself as one of them  

There is a woman at the gym who always strikes me as odd. She is a rather large lady in her fifties and goes to the gym wearing glitter tops and big rose clips in her hair etc with her full 'face ' on . She doesn't ever break a sweat just wonders from machine to machine and does a minute or two and moves on.

Last week she was in the changing room after her 'workout' and ate a whole pack of 6 scones    I 'm sure she can justify that her strenuous workout justified the carb top up  

Tonight however has gone swimming and then stomped into the changing room with her cossie half way round her waist. Fair enough her choice   - then she went and showered and got changed. However she got changed into fish net hold up stockings, a pink garter belt, black thong and a pink and black bra. then she put on her black patented boots and stood in front of the mirrors drying her hair and turning around to look at herself from every angle.

Bless her  

[Pastis]

It was Cynthia Payne and I claim my 10 Euros 

[Snoopy]

My Mother always said "The whole world's queer, 'cept for thee and me .................... and I'm none too sure about thee."

[Miss Demeanour]

I like your mother 

[Snoopy]

Me too ~ I miss her 

[Pastis]

There's a very odd woman around these parts, a real character. She's to be seen pulling her shopping trolley (not tartan) to and fro every day.
Her distinguishing feature is her eye makeup. It's as if she's applied two Hitler moustaches on her eyebrows and eyelids 

[Pirate]

There are some strange people in this world of that we are all unanimously agreed  - I of course do not count myself as one of them   

There is a woman at the gym who always strikes me as odd. She is a rather large lady in her fifties and goes to the gym wearing glitter tops and big rose clips in her hair etc with her full 'face ' on . She doesn't ever break a sweat just wonders from machine to machine and does a minute or two and moves on.

Last week she was in the changing room after her 'workout' and ate a whole pack of 6 scones    I 'm sure she can justify that her strenuous workout justified the carb top up 

Tonight however has gone swimming and then stomped into the changing room with her cossie half way round her waist. Fair enough her choice  - then she went and showered and got changed. However she got changed into fish net hold up stockings, a pink garter belt, black thong and a pink and black bra. then she put on her black patented boots and stood in front of the mirrors drying her hair and turning around to look at herself from every angle.

Bless her 

She was just getting ready for her *cough* personal trainer to take her for a drink

[Miss Demeanour]

 

I wish her every success