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Re: Public Bar
« Reply #15 on: July 10, 2007, 08:55:45 PM »
Wasn't a puff or two on one of those that put the Barman where he is?  sick2:

It certainly was a critical part in the Barman's current state of ill health me thinks and it was more than a puff or two and he was sharing mouthpieces with one and all, so he's ony got himself to blame me thinks  ::) Hookahs, posh or not, are now banned at TLHOTP  noooo:

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Re: Public Bar
« Reply #16 on: July 11, 2007, 06:42:10 AM »
No, no, no!

There's a hierarchy here I think.

The Powder Room was first off the blocks, then the idea of (I think it was Barman's choice) The Den for us gents, so, the Pubic Bar will have to bloody wait. Mind you, I wouldn't say no to a Smoke Room - and given that we're not actually based in the UK that should be allowable should it not? And it could come with free hookahs for the customers to use.
You?re right of course Marley ? powder room for the girlies, get The Den up-and-running with bar billiards, hookers and naughty calendar first? we can sort out the Public Bar for the riff-raff and pikeys later...  happy088
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Re: Public Bar
« Reply #17 on: July 11, 2007, 07:27:34 AM »
This pub has always allowed virtual smoking.,.... There is no ban ~ you can puff away to your heart's content.
As for Hookahs ~ I don't know if the ladies would go with that idea ~ OH! You mean those pipe thingies.
 Silly me  redface: I thought you were being posh.



Wasn't a puff or two on one of those that put the Barman where he is?  sick2:

 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
He was smoking rent boys!!!
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Re: Public Bar
« Reply #18 on: July 11, 2007, 09:35:08 AM »
This pub has always allowed virtual smoking.,.... There is no ban ~ you can puff away to your heart's content.
As for Hookahs ~ I don't know if the ladies would go with that idea ~ OH! You mean those pipe thingies.
 Silly me  redface: I thought you were being posh.



Wasn't a puff or two on one of those that put the Barman where he is?  sick2:

 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
He was smoking rent boys!!!

That has to be the best euphemism that I've heard for that particular activity - shades of Monica and Bill's cigars!
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Re: Public Bar
« Reply #19 on: July 11, 2007, 09:36:16 AM »
This pub has always allowed virtual smoking.,.... There is no ban ~ you can puff away to your heart's content.
As for Hookahs ~ I don't know if the ladies would go with that idea ~ OH! You mean those pipe thingies.
 Silly me  redface: I thought you were being posh.



Wasn't a puff or two on one of those that put the Barman where he is?  sick2:

 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
He was smoking rent boys!!!

That has to be the best euphemism that I've heard for that particular activity - shades of Monica and Bill's cigars!
We should ask Nick about it?  point:
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Re: Public Bar
« Reply #20 on: July 11, 2007, 09:51:20 AM »
Juke-box & pinball machine?

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