The wumman who lives opposite me is ENORMOUS. A real Grade A bloater/waddler. In her late thirties I'd guess.
Her parents have bought her a new car so she can get around. I have just been watching her.
Opens driver side door and gets in. Car suspension gasps and the driver side of the car descends visibly, wedging the driver side door onto the pavement
She gets out and the car ascends. She tries to half open the door but is too big to fit through the gap.
She has had to get her neighbour to turn it round for her so the driver door is on the road side. Then she fetches her equally enormous mother who gets in on the passenger side and wedges the car door on the pavement
SO then the mother gets out, the daughter gets in and then the mother gets in again
The car leaves with the suspension in peril .
