Bigger than I thought...

[Barman]

The BBC tells me that the escape shaft the trapped miners will have to get through is "only 70cm in diameter - about the size of a bicycle wheel"

[Snoopy]

Wot's that as a fraction of a football pitch and why didn't they stick with a double decker bus or part thereof? Both good old fashioned measurements WE understand.

I blame the EU 

[Barman]

Wot's that as a fraction of a football pitch and why didn't they stick with a double decker bus or part thereof? Both good old fashioned measurements WE understand.

I blame the EU 

 

[GROWLER]

Is this those geezers what are stuck down underground somewhere, and they won't be getting out until crimbo?

If I was down there,  I'd ask 'em if they could possibly make that new year tbqh.

[Barman]

Is this those geezers what are stuck down underground somewhere, and they won't be getting out until crimbo?

If I was down there,  I'd ask 'em if they could possibly make that new year tbqh.

Yes, that's them! 

[Nick]

Is this those geezers what are stuck down underground somewhere, and they won't be getting out until crimbo?

If I was down there,  I'd ask 'em if they could possibly make that new year tbqh.

Or drop some cake down the 'ole 

[Barman]

Is this those geezers what are stuck down underground somewhere, and they won't be getting out until crimbo?

If I was down there,  I'd ask 'em if they could possibly make that new year tbqh.

Or drop some cake down the 'ole 

No, they have to diet and exercise so they can fit up the 'bicycle size' hole apparently...

[Snoopy]

  Anyone happen to know the diameter of a bear's arse?

[GROWLER]

Anyone happen to know the diameter of a bear's arse?

Well you know everything else 'round here, so what you asking us for?

[The Moan Ranger]

If they're gonna be stuck down there for months, I suspect a fair amount of "man love" will take place 

[Barman]

If they're gonna be stuck down there for months, I suspect a fair amount of "man love" will take place 

Oh TMR!

[The Moan Ranger]

If they're gonna be stuck down there for months, I suspect a fair amount of "man love" will take place 

Oh TMR!

Well they are miners, so they're used to digging the dirt...

[Uncle Mort]

Wouldn't it have been better to keep them in the dark ( ) concerning how long it's going to take to get them out? "Any minute now" has got to better than "we'll see you at Christmas"