Anyway, whilst the green eyed monster, more commonly known as Nick, rambles on and on sarcastically about me hanging around air pumps etc etc zzzzzzz
I have been quietly going about my business.
Now i don't know if I'm suddenly becoming more charming or summat, but today I was working in a main dealer in Chester for an absolutely delightful young lady, in her early 30's I guess, that had called me in to do some werk.
Never met her before, but she really was a little honey bunny, oh yes indeedeedo.
Stood outside
chatting her up in the rapidly becoming familiar and increasingly polished Growler style discussing the job in hand like, and she kept touching my arms.
I fookin' absolutely luuuuurve it when they do that, oh yes.
She was standing well within the normal
no entry field of I don't really know you, the little minx, looking me straight in the eyes whilst she was gently talking to me. Fookin' luuuurve that too, little honey bunny bear, yes yes yes.
Any'ow, finally managed to get on with the job, went in to get the paper werk done and she brought me a cup of coffee and sat down right in front of me in the customer waiting area, touching my shoulder this time, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Finished off and she then announced that I was the nicest contractor she'd ever met, and so nice to speak to someone pleasant and charming instead of all the reprobates she has to put up with all day long in there.
Aren't I a little charmer ey, aren't I?
