Some bloke, in a vest and shorts, has just leant upon my front garden wall.
He is red of face and heaving for breath. He has now been
in the gutter.
Why do these idiots imagine it will do them good to over exercise in this heat?
Twat!
A neighbour has just gone out to him with a large glass of water which he has sunk in one. That should finish him off
Said neighbour has now reappeared with a watering can and is swilling away the vomit.
The arse, who looks old enough to know better, is now sitting head in hands.
