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Necessary items for Miss D's forthcoming holiday wardrobe
« on: July 26, 2010, 10:38:49 AM »
The latest Cuban heels!



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Re: Necessary items for Miss D's forthcoming holiday wardrobe
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2010, 10:42:56 AM »
SOme holiday brochures for planning her next holiday  ::)
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Re: Necessary items for Miss D's forthcoming holiday wardrobe
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2010, 04:22:06 PM »
She is going to bring me back mahoosive cigars... rolled on the thighs of virgins like....  cloud9:
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Re: Necessary items for Miss D's forthcoming holiday wardrobe
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2010, 04:23:09 PM »
I doubt she knows any virgins  noooo:

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Re: Necessary items for Miss D's forthcoming holiday wardrobe
« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2010, 08:01:40 PM »
Oh yeah ...I remember vaguely agreeing to something like that yesterday but I'm sure I reached a compromise ...just can't remember what it was  redface:
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Re: Necessary items for Miss D's forthcoming holiday wardrobe
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2010, 08:07:15 PM »
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Re: Necessary items for Miss D's forthcoming holiday wardrobe
« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2010, 08:09:00 PM »
 noooo:

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Re: Necessary items for Miss D's forthcoming holiday wardrobe
« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2010, 08:11:00 PM »
I have an unaccountable bruise on my right knee  rubschin:

Did I bump into something on my way home?
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Re: Necessary items for Miss D's forthcoming holiday wardrobe
« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2010, 08:19:04 PM »
How is BM's groin?  rubschin:
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Re: Necessary items for Miss D's forthcoming holiday wardrobe
« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2010, 08:48:48 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 26, 2010, 04:22:06 PM
She is going to bring me back mahoosive cigars... rolled on the thighs of virgins like....  cloud9:

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Re: Necessary items for Miss D's forthcoming holiday wardrobe
« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2010, 06:03:06 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 26, 2010, 08:01:40 PM
Oh yeah ...I remember vaguely agreeing to something like that yesterday but I'm sure I reached a compromise ...just can't remember what it was  redface:

I think we agreed on mahoosive cigars rolled on the thighs of auld slappers....  noooo:
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Re: Necessary items for Miss D's forthcoming holiday wardrobe
« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2010, 09:09:27 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 27, 2010, 06:03:06 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 26, 2010, 08:01:40 PM
Oh yeah ...I remember vaguely agreeing to something like that yesterday but I'm sure I reached a compromise ...just can't remember what it was  redface:

I think we agreed on mahoosive cigars rolled on the thighs of auld slappers....  noooo:

I'm sure she doesn't know any of those either.


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Re: Necessary items for Miss D's forthcoming holiday wardrobe
« Reply #12 on: July 27, 2010, 04:15:36 PM »
Bikinis!!
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Re: Necessary items for Miss D's forthcoming holiday wardrobe
« Reply #13 on: July 27, 2010, 04:54:53 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 27, 2010, 04:15:36 PM
Bikinis!!

Nah, she will be naked because of the high humidity.
Usually in the thirties in the morning, tropical showers/storms in the afternoon/evenings, 20 degrees at night.

Not too many hurricanes either.
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