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Infestations
« on: July 04, 2010, 11:53:15 AM »
When I went out to PC World yesterday I stuck a load of domestic rubbish in the boot to take to the tip. Distracted by the wobbly`wheel problem I never went to the tip. Just went to the local shop and my car is FULL of bluebottles. Thousands of the bastards  cussing: cussing: cussing:

Opened the windows but still they come. Filled the car with flyspray and now it is all crunchy everywhere  cussing:
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Re: Infestations
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2010, 11:58:53 AM »
First step is to get rid of the body.
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Re: Infestations
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2010, 11:59:53 AM »
And the vuvuzela's
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Re: Infestations
« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2010, 12:01:33 PM »
I'll vuvuzela you  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Infestations
« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2010, 12:02:17 PM »
When I went out to PC World yesterday I stuck a load of domestic rubbish in the boot to take to the tip. Distracted by the wobbly`wheel problem I never went to the tip. Just went to the local shop and my car is FULL of bluebottles. Thousands of the bastards  cussing: cussing: cussing:

Opened the windows but still they come. Filled the car with flyspray and now it is all crunchy everywhere  cussing:

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Re: Infestations
« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2010, 12:04:10 PM »
May your man vegetables explode in an agonising and messy way
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Re: Infestations
« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2010, 12:05:17 PM »
May your man vegetables explode in an agonising and messy way

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Re: Infestations
« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2010, 12:06:07 PM »
 cussing:
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