Laptop advice

[Barman]

I am still training it to understand me. WHen I talk to it it usually types rubbish 

Then it understands you perfectly. 

 

[Barman]

You're not the first to have these problems Nick ... 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOZKLtIIUZE&feature=related

 

[Nick]

I think my new computer is female 

[Uncle Mort]

 

[Pastis]

Just used Tineye on that to find out who it is       

[Nick]

I talk to it and it still does exactly what it fooking likes. And it keeps trying to boss me about 

[Snoopy]

I used to have a company car like that. The Group Transport manager was most annoyed that I had the on board computer "muted".
At 6am, setting off from home to commute to Holborn, the last thing I needed was some daft bint reminding me to put on a seatbelt, over and over again.