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Offline Snoopy

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« on: July 21, 2010, 06:16:50 PM »
It is pissing down ~ no other description for it.

A car has just come up the High Street. Nice looking motor. Grey haired chap, about my age driving it, nice looking party sat next to him. He has parked and gone into the chippy, leaving her in the car.

They have the roof down. noooo:

She looks like



Somehow I don't think he is getting any tonight.
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Re: IDIOTS
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2010, 06:19:50 PM »
Offer her a towel and a rub down  eyes:
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« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2010, 06:24:59 PM »
From the way she accepted the bag of chips he tossed into her lap I don't think that gesture would be appreciated  scared2: She looks livid.




Hang on. He is fiddling with something under the dash ~ the roof is coming up out of the boot.  lol: lol: You couldn't make it up. noooo:
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« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2010, 06:26:13 PM »
She had obviously not been let into the secret of where the button was for the uppy thing  whistle:
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Re: IDIOTS
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2010, 06:26:51 PM »
They have driven off ~ "words" seem to be being spoken.
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Re: IDIOTS
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2010, 06:34:54 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 21, 2010, 06:26:13 PM
She had obviously not been let into the secret of where the button was for the uppy thing  whistle:

 eeek: The roof putter onner-er......................tsk, you girls!
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Re: IDIOTS
« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2010, 06:36:31 PM »
Sorry  redface: - haven't much experience with soft tops  ;)
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Re: IDIOTS
« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2010, 06:37:03 PM »
I'll bet  eyes:
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Re: IDIOTS
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2010, 09:00:02 PM »
When does your top come down then Miss D. And I always find 'the button'  eyes:
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Re: IDIOTS
« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2010, 07:05:58 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 21, 2010, 06:36:31 PM
Sorry  redface: - haven't much experience with soft tops  ;)

Got one hell of a one that lives just 5 miles away as the teradactyl flies. ::)
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« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2010, 07:10:41 AM »
Quote from: Pirate on July 21, 2010, 09:00:02 PM
When does your top come down then Miss D. And I always find 'the button'  eyes:

The top comes down when the outlook is promising  ;)

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Re: IDIOTS
« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2010, 07:11:24 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on July 22, 2010, 07:05:58 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 21, 2010, 06:36:31 PM
Sorry  redface: - haven't much experience with soft tops  ;)

Got one hell of a one that lives just 5 miles away as the teradactyl flies. ::)

 lol: lol: lol:

Not for much longer though Growler eh  8)
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Re: IDIOTS
« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2010, 07:20:22 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 22, 2010, 07:11:24 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on July 22, 2010, 07:05:58 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 21, 2010, 06:36:31 PM
Sorry  redface: - haven't much experience with soft tops  ;)

Got one hell of a one that lives just 5 miles away as the teradactyl flies. ::)

 lol: lol: lol:

Not for much longer though Growler eh  8)

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Re: IDIOTS
« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2010, 07:21:13 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 22, 2010, 07:10:41 AM
Quote from: Pirate on July 21, 2010, 09:00:02 PM
When does your top come down then Miss D. And I always find 'the button'  eyes:

The top comes down when the outlook is promising  ;)



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Re: IDIOTS
« Reply #14 on: July 22, 2010, 07:38:36 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on July 22, 2010, 07:20:22 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 22, 2010, 07:11:24 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on July 22, 2010, 07:05:58 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 21, 2010, 06:36:31 PM
Sorry  redface: - haven't much experience with soft tops  ;)

Got one hell of a one that lives just 5 miles away as the teradactyl flies. ::)

 lol: lol: lol:

Not for much longer though Growler eh  8)

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