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Yet another blonde joke
« on: July 31, 2010, 01:26:37 PM »
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it then slammed it shut & stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is! "My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL' and there's nothing in the mailbox!"
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Re: Yet another blonde joke
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2010, 07:09:36 AM »
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Re: Yet another blonde joke
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2010, 12:41:56 PM »
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Re: Yet another blonde joke
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Re: Yet another blonde joke
« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2010, 02:00:22 PM »
Easy on the eye, but pretty hard on the ear !
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