Paper Bag Pete
A cowboy walked in to a saloon, ordered a whisky, and noticed he was the only customer.
He said to the bartender " Where is everybody ?"
Bartender said " They're all down at the hangin'."
" Who're they hangin' ?"
" Paper Bag Pete"
Cowboy said " Why'd they call him that ?"
" Cause he wears a paper hat, paper breeches, paper shirt and a paper jacket.
He keeps everythin' in a paper bag - figures it saves on washin'." said the bartender.
" What's he bein' hanged fer ?"
Bartender said..............
"Rustlin'"
