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Offline Just One More

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JOM the cynic
« on: September 19, 2010, 06:47:49 PM »
What have I become?

Antiques Roadshow is on, the first guy has a brooch, and says, "I was going to bring it here along with my mother, but she died two weeks ago" Alarm bells started ringing at JOM Towers straightaway  redface:

Anyway, "blah, blah, blah, it's worth about £8,000". He looked a bit shifty, JOM thinks Yorkshire Police should be launching an investigation straightaway  redface:  redface:
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Re: JOM the cynic
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2010, 06:55:49 PM »
A mate of mine werks on the ANtiques Roadshow. I will ask her  eveilgrin:
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Re: JOM the cynic
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2010, 07:03:18 PM »
Can she value rugs  whistle:
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Re: JOM the cynic
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2010, 07:25:54 PM »
What have I become?

Antiques Roadshow is on, the first guy has a brooch, and says, "I was going to bring it here along with my mother, but she died two weeks ago" Alarm bells started ringing at JOM Towers straightaway  redface:

Anyway, "blah, blah, blah, it's worth about £8,000". He looked a bit shifty, JOM thinks Yorkshire Police should be launching an investigation straightaway  redface:  redface:

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Re: JOM the cynic
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2010, 07:29:38 PM »
What have I become?

Antiques Roadshow is on, the first guy has a brooch, and says, "I was going to bring it here along with my mother, but she died two weeks ago" Alarm bells started ringing at JOM Towers straightaway  redface:

Anyway, "blah, blah, blah, it's worth about £8,000". He looked a bit shifty, JOM thinks Yorkshire Police should be launching an investigation straightaway  redface:  redface:

It's obviously part of the grieving process to get rid of everything that reminds him of his dearly departed mother  whistle:

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Re: JOM the cynic
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2010, 08:19:23 PM »
I'm the same JOM...I  see two people walking down the road and I think... rubschin: What are they up to?

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Re: JOM the cynic
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2010, 08:22:10 PM »
I think that when I see 2 plod together on foot, not that I ever do  whistle:
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Re: JOM the cynic
« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2010, 08:36:39 PM »
 happy001 You do see em...but they're in the car...going to the chip doughnut shop...or getting fags for the Sarge