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Fooking flatpack furniture
« on: September 24, 2010, 03:03:56 PM »
Pre emptive thread in anticipation of forthcoming horrors  cussing:. Bought some bookcases from IKEA once (never again) and assembled them inside out.  evil:
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Re: Fooking flatpack furniture
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2010, 03:07:16 PM »
Get an electric screwdriver...
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Re: Fooking flatpack furniture
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2010, 03:08:32 PM »
 eeek:

Apparently I get a free Allen Key  scared2:
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Re: Fooking flatpack furniture
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2010, 03:21:14 PM »


Suddenly a Kindle looks more attractive than ever.  whistle:
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Re: Fooking flatpack furniture
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2010, 03:25:19 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 24, 2010, 03:08:32 PM
eeek:

Apparently I get a free Allen Key  scared2:

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Quote from: Barman on September 24, 2010, 03:07:16 PM
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Re: Fooking flatpack furniture
« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2010, 04:03:53 PM »
Ikea furniture is fairly easy to put together ..their instructions are some of the simplest to follow  8)
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Re: Fooking flatpack furniture
« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2010, 04:05:51 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 24, 2010, 04:03:53 PM
Ikea furniture is fairly easy to put together ..their instructions are some of the simplest to follow  8)

He said never again to Ikea tho....  noooo:
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Re: Fooking flatpack furniture
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2010, 04:07:31 PM »
Never to bookcases from Ikea  whistle:
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Re: Fooking flatpack furniture
« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2010, 04:08:15 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 24, 2010, 04:07:31 PM
Never to bookcases from Ikea  whistle:

Good point...  rubschin:


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Re: Fooking flatpack furniture
« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2010, 04:10:16 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 24, 2010, 04:03:53 PM
Ikea furniture is fairly easy to put together ..their instructions are some of the simplest to follow  8)
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Re: Fooking flatpack furniture
« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2010, 08:52:42 PM »
Good grief even Mr Wench and I can manage Ikea flatpack!!
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Re: Fooking flatpack furniture
« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2010, 09:58:20 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 24, 2010, 04:03:53 PM
Ikea furniture is fairly easy to put together ..their instructions are some of the simplest to follow  8)

Absolute bollox. ::)

Buy yerself a wood burner for it.
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Re: Fooking flatpack furniture
« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2010, 10:23:12 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on September 24, 2010, 09:58:20 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 24, 2010, 04:03:53 PM
Ikea furniture is fairly easy to put together ..their instructions are some of the simplest to follow  8)

Absolute bollox. ::)

Buy yerself a wood burner for it.
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