Blackberry phones

[GROWLER]

WTF is pinging?

Shite talk.

[GROWLER]

Shouldn't you be doing sums? 

Shortly. On the last lap....ish.

[Barman]

Simple IS best, but you nuggets just HAVE to have these latest expensive unreliable toys and gadgets don't you?
WHY, cus it all defeats and seems utterly pointless and totally frustrating to me tbqh?

As I say, simple is best, bit like me.
 Bloody reliable uncomplicated and straightforward though, and you get exactly what you see.

I have a simple phone...

I brought one of those all-singing-all-dancing ones once but never used it properly...

And nobody ever calls me anyway....  

[Nick]

I hate the bastard sod already. I have gone back to my old one.

[Barman]

I hate the bastard sod already. I have gone back to my old one.