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Offline Baldy

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Snow
« on: December 01, 2010, 04:20:20 PM »
One winter morning a couple is listening to the radio over breakfast.

 

They hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today.

We are asking everyone to park their car on the even-numbered side of the street,

so there is room for the snow ploughs to get through." The wife goes out and moves

her car.

 

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer says, "We are

expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow. So today you must park your car on the

odd-numbered side of the street, so that the snow ploughs can get through." The wife

goes out and moves her car to the odd- numbered side.

 

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are

expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park ..........". Then the power goes out.

The wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says to her husband,

"Honey, I don't know what to do! Which side of the street do I need to park on so the

snow ploughs can get through today?"

 

With the love and understanding in his voice, that all married men exhibit, the husband

says.......

 

"Why don't you just leave it in the garage this morning?"
 


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Re: Snow
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2010, 04:25:04 PM »
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Re: Snow
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2010, 04:28:03 PM »
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Re: Snow
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Re: Snow
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2010, 04:45:18 PM »
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Re: Snow
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2010, 06:42:17 PM »
I have just relayed that joke to SWWLTBO (but seldom is).
She rose from her sick bed this morning and shovelled her car out ready to work this evening. She then dug the Land Rover out in case taking the 4x4 was a more sensible option. I cannot shovel snow, even the cold weather brings on Angina ....................

The college called at 4pm to cancel all evening classes.

She was not amused by the joke  noooo:
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Re: Snow
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2010, 09:45:28 PM »
When travelling in extreme weather conditions, the Government advises you to carry a shovel, a flask, a pair of wellies, some rock salt, a hi-viz jacket and a blanket.

I looked a right idiot on the bus!
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Re: Snow
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2010, 11:02:44 PM »
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Re: Snow
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2010, 06:19:02 AM »
When travelling in extreme weather conditions, the Government advises you to carry a shovel, a flask, a pair of wellies, some rock salt, a hi-viz jacket and a blanket.

I looked a right idiot on the bus!

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Re: Snow
« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2010, 06:58:38 AM »
When travelling in extreme weather conditions, the Government advises you to carry a shovel, a flask, a pair of wellies, some rock salt, a hi-viz jacket and a blanket.

I looked a right idiot on the bus!

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