During last nights antics a couple of jock laydees who have been friends for 30 years fell out big time.
As par for the course both were very pished, one picks up a cat by the scruff of the neck and swings it around (much to the disappointment of everyone else in the bar), "that is how their mothers pick them up...what is wrong?" was shouted from her foul mouth.
The other jock laydee points out that is only when they are kittens and not when they are old and fat (reminds me of my ex wife
).
So I get asked in unison by the jockettes how you should pick up a cat......
apparently "with a shovel" was not the best answer.
I am not either of their friends anymore, not sure why?
Bollocks to frieeeends, when you can just come to this boozer.