Liam Donaldson is obviously bored.
Having won his battle against smokers of tobacco he finds himself at a loose end,
?Should I go and interfere with hospitals that are losing their battle of the bugs?? he muses ?Or should I wade in to prop up the application of improved clinical procedures??
?Nah? They cost money! Unfortunately the severely declining sales of tobacco means there is less revenue coming in and we are committed to supporting people that are quitting and that is costing a fortune?. Um? What to do??
??.. I know let?s offset that expense with a rise in duty on alcohol and get the money flowing again? I can be seen to be busy in convincing taxpayers that they should give up for the sake of the nation, and those that rebel will fund it all. Job done.?
?A cigar and a double whiskey please, and then we?ll get cracking?.?