Stretch Limousines

[Snoopy]

The Prosecution Rests.









Now I must go to the hosp!

[Nick]

In  a limo?

Praps not. I really should do some work!

[Barman]

I?m guessing that they must get puked in just about every day ? how do they control the smell?

Coincidentally, I read an article in the paper today about all the limos here being seized.

Limousine hire firms say they?re on the verge of ruin as police have begun seizing their vehicles for breaking laws that don?t even exist.

"We?ve invested hundreds of thousands into this business and they?re shutting us down?I have five drivers and I?m going to have to fire them," said Savvas Stavrides, owner of Limassol-based Cyprus Limousines.

Source

 

[Snoopy]

I?m guessing that they must get puked in just about every day ? how do they control the smell?

Coincidentally, I read an article in the paper today about all the limos here being seized.

Limousine hire firms say they?re on the verge of ruin as police have begun seizing their vehicles for breaking laws that don?t even exist.

"We?ve invested hundreds of thousands into this business and they?re shutting us down?I have five drivers and I?m going to have to fire them," said Savvas Stavrides, owner of Limassol-based Cyprus Limousines.

Source

 

Good to see that the UK isn't alone in the stupidity of its laws and their enforcers.

[Barman]

I?m guessing that they must get puked in just about every day ? how do they control the smell?

Coincidentally, I read an article in the paper today about all the limos here being seized.

Limousine hire firms say they?re on the verge of ruin as police have begun seizing their vehicles for breaking laws that don?t even exist.

"We?ve invested hundreds of thousands into this business and they?re shutting us down?I have five drivers and I?m going to have to fire them," said Savvas Stavrides, owner of Limassol-based Cyprus Limousines.

Source

 

Good to see that the UK isn't alone in the stupidity of its laws and their enforcers.

Indeed... 

[Misunderstood]

Those stretched hummers...  How on earth do they manage a three-point turn?

Or deal with most petrol station forecourts - mini roundabouts - late amber lights  or just parking spaces?

Are they front wheel drive - or do they have a 50 foot prop shaft?

Is there a 2 minute difference between having an empty fuel tank and knowing about it?

What is the point of them?  Do they straddle time zones?  or do they get commandeered as tankers on the Saudi run sometimes? 

[Grumpmeister]

Saw one of these low riding stretch limos trying to go over this little humpbacked bridge a while back, unfortunately it was too long to be able to manage it and went from flash executive limo to flash executive seesaw with the occupants (a bunch of boozed up chavvette slappers) standing out of the sun/moon roof looking more than a little seasick.


Funniest thing I'd seen in ages 

[Anise]

What is the collective for a group of slags?

A limousine