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Offline Snoopy

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Willy Waving in the extreme
« on: December 03, 2010, 09:12:53 AM »
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The singer, Mick Hucknall, has told the Guardian he would like to apologise to the 1,000 women he estimates he slept with in the mid 1980s.

"A red-headed man is not generally considered to be a sexual icon," says the former Simply Red lead singer.

Hucknall blames his "sexual addiction" on being abandoned by his mother when he was three years old.

"I wanted love from every single woman on the planet," he says, "because I didn't have my mother's love."


Ahhhh! Bless Him.  ::)
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Re: Willy Waving in the extreme
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2010, 09:16:41 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 03, 2010, 09:12:53 AM
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The singer, Mick Hucknall, has told the Guardian he would like to apologise to the 1,000 women he estimates he slept with in the mid 1980s.

"A red-headed man is not generally considered to be a sexual icon," says the former Simply Red lead singer.

Hucknall blames his "sexual addiction" on being abandoned by his mother when he was three years old.

"I wanted love from every single woman on the planet," he says, "because I didn't have my mother's love."


Ahhhh! Bless Him.  ::)

What a wanker!  ::)
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Re: Willy Waving in the extreme
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2010, 09:19:44 AM »
Given the Grauniad's reputation for typos that should probably read:

"The singer, Mick Hucknall, has told the Guardian he would like to apologise to the 1 woman he estimates he slept with in the mid 1980s."
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Re: Willy Waving in the extreme
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2010, 09:27:12 AM »
Self love has been his longest friend  noooo:
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Re: Willy Waving in the extreme
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2010, 09:38:07 PM »
1000 women, say £350 an hour. Now we see where his money went..  whistle:
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Re: Willy Waving in the extreme
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2010, 10:26:03 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2010, 09:38:07 PM
. .  say £350 an hour.

Or prat thereof.  whistle:
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Re: Willy Waving in the extreme
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2010, 10:30:21 PM »
is that a typo or [sic]
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Re: Willy Waving in the extreme
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2010, 10:32:20 PM »
Quote from: Pirate on December 03, 2010, 10:30:21 PM
is that a typo or [sic]
[sic] of course  ;)
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Re: Willy Waving in the extreme
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2010, 08:32:32 PM »
I don't give a monkeys-fart what his sex-life/lack-of/pedo-tendancies/etc-etc are.

All I know is that he's a bloody-good band-leader.

Ever seen him? I have - three times (thrice for the pedants). He can't dance, but boy can he sing. I don't know of any current singing 'star' that can even match his voice range and ability.

Ever seen the 'full-band' live, in concert on a hot summer's eve on a Mediterrainian island? I have - for €20.

He may be a perv - feck me I'm one too, but I can't sing or fill 25,000 seats.

Nor do I have his cash.


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Re: Willy Waving in the extreme
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2010, 10:26:41 PM »
Quote from: DDD on December 04, 2010, 08:32:32 PM
I don't give a monkeys-fart what his sex-life/lack-of/pedo-tendancies/etc-etc are.

All I know is that he's a bloody-good band-leader.

Ever seen him? I have - three times (thrice for the pedants). He can't dance, but boy can he sing. I don't know of any current singing 'star' that can even match his voice range and ability.

Ever seen the 'full-band' live, in concert on a hot summer's eve on a Mediterrainian island? I have - for €20.

He may be a perv - feck me I'm one too, but I can't sing or fill 25,000 seats.

Nor do I have his cash.


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So the jokes about "Holding back the ears" and "Bunny's too tight to mention" are true then  ;)
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Re: Willy Waving in the extreme
« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2010, 10:14:31 PM »
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So the jokes about "Holding back the ears" and "Bunny's too tight to mention" are true then
 

They maybe JOM...

BUT - Have you ever looked at a rabbit and seen its eyes, frightened?  Ever watched one and seen how they behave in the wild, scared witless? Ever seen the fox-hunt set off after the bunny with the hounds in tow? Ever seen that, along with the massacre?

The rabbits tend not to complain, especially when they are munched by the dogs and trampled by the horses...










But, if you find a good 'un,  my Xmas lunch will benefit - I proffer €5 a brace!

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