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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Bertie the Cat
« Reply #75 on: December 16, 2010, 06:06:33 PM »
What could possibly go wrong Miss C  lol:
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Re: Bertie the Cat
« Reply #76 on: December 16, 2010, 06:40:04 PM »
The French LIngerie Model e mails. She is staying put this Christmas so my Bertie-sitting services are not required  sad24:

I thus lose a week of playing in London and will have to stay in NOgbush. I have an invite to my sister's on Christmas day, but she is becoming increasingly bonkers and my autistic nephew and his barking mad girlfriend will be there, along with Poppy the Attack Cat  noooo:  I spent Christmas with her once many years ago and vowed never again. She had invited some elderly neighbours round and the wumman had some sort of nervous disorder which made her vomit every ten minutes. SHe ended up with a bucket next to the dining table  to save her trekking to the bog all the time eeek:

I may just batten down the hatches  surrender:

Anyhoo, I have sent Bertie a card with a picture of some tuna in it.  cloud9:

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Re: Bertie the Cat
« Reply #77 on: December 17, 2010, 03:57:17 PM »
The French LIngerie Model e mails. She is staying put this Christmas so my Bertie-sitting services are not required  sad24:

I thus lose a week of playing in London and will have to stay in NOgbush. I have an invite to my sister's on Christmas day, but she is becoming increasingly bonkers and my autistic nephew and his barking mad girlfriend will be there, along with Poppy the Attack Cat  noooo: 
I may just batten down the hatches  surrender:

Anyhoo, I have sent Bertie a card with a picture of some tuna in it.  cloud9:

You could come and join us. Several attractive gerls and us.



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