TG gets his Jollies.

[Just One More]

I used to go shopping in Ludlow when I lived  just outside of Clun. It has some lovely houses.

I think I've said this before Miss C, a beautiful part of the country

[Tipsy Gipsy]

.... and its not too difficult to hear the tinkling sound ...










of banjos.

[TG]

Its a lovely town.

Nice cheese shop.

Also the TG's bought some stuff from a butcher whose sign sayeth produce is 'home killed' which produced much morbid hilarity.

I mean does the bloke have a back garden full of pigs, cows, sheep (also deer, pheasant, partridge, wild boar) and stilton sausages then gets up in the morning and sprays said back yard with machine gun fire or what?

No .50 calibre bullets in the gammon or sausages or even the pork pie so he must have more subtle methods one supposes.

[Just One More]

Its a lovely town.

Nice cheese shop.

Also the TG's bought some stuff from a butcher whose sign sayeth produce is 'home killed' which produced much morbid hilarity.I mean does the bloke have a back garden full of pigs, cows, sheep (also deer, pheasant, partridge, wild boar) and stilton sausages then gets up in the morning and sprays said back yard with machine gun fire or what?

No .50 calibre bullets in the gammon or sausages or even the pork pie so he must have more subtle methods one supposes.

If it's the one I think it is, his beef (long horn, Hereford, Dexter) is hung for 21 days  (particularly the Dexter)

[Nick]

I went to a restaurant in Greece once that proudly advertised "WE KILL OUR OWN MEAT"

It was a goat restaurant 

Their goats lived in a field around the restaurant and came and looked over the wall at us while we were eating.

Bit offputting actually 

I did enquire about the menu, like. I was told "There's not much goat in this one". It was like Monty Python 

That was the holiday where Mrs Nick accidentally ate a raw squid and puked on my back while I conveyed her on a moped 

[Grumpmeister]

How do you accidentally eat a whole raw squid, was she snorkelling with her mouth open or something?

[Nick]

Is that some kind of euphemism?

[Grumpmeister]

No, was just wondering if said squid swam into her open mouth where it was swallowed. 

[Nick]

No, it was a mix up in a Greek caff. The wimmin had gone out and left the men in charge of the coooooking