Took one of my fellas to Tesco today to get him some shaving gear. I thought we'd have a cuppa and get him some lunch in the cafe just to stay away from the Asylum for a further hour.
Anyway, the bloke infront of me in the queue asked for one of the All Day Breakfasts. He was informed : " we've run out of eggs "

because....
" we only have so many because we stop serving the All Day Breakfast at Noon..

So, I get my brew and I sk for the Scampi and chips for the bloke i'm with, to be told : " You can't have any peas with it because we've run out "..

I could literally SEE tins of peas on shelves from where I was standing..
