My left foot

[Pastis]

Ouch! 

It feels like someone has hit it wiv an hammer on the underside, right on the ball of the foot.  Done nothing special, just woke up this morning and that's the way it was... and still is.

As a consequence I am a-limping slightly. 

[Pirate]

Have you checked for drawing pins, after putting up the decorations like...

[Darwins Selection]

Ouch! 

It feels like someone has hit it wiv an hammer on the underside, right on the ball of the foot.  Done nothing special, just woke up this morning and that's the way it was... and still is.

As a consequence I am a-limping slightly. 

Gout. 

[Miss Demeanour]

Daniel Day Lewis syndrome 

[Pastis]

Ouch! 

It feels like someone has hit it wiv an hammer on the underside, right on the ball of the foot.  Done nothing special, just woke up this morning and that's the way it was... and still is.

As a consequence I am a-limping slightly. 

Gout. 

Really!    On the ball of the foot?       

Decoration free zone here, Pirate 

MissD gets a Gold star for the literary connection 

[Pastis]

Metatarsalgia   

[Barman]

Got your right shoe on? 

[Darwins Selection]

Got your right shoe on? 

Do the Hokey Cokey?

[Nick]

An anti Catholic rant, if I recall correctly, as I never tired of informing Mrs Nick

[Barman]

Got your right shoe on? 

Do the Hokey Cokey?

Thanks for the ear worm! 

[Pastis]

Gout. 

I think you may well be right, a little bout of gout a.k.a arthur-itis 

* Note to self ~ increase water intake, back peddle on the collapso, back peddle on the calories etc etc *  Difficult time of year for that 

[Barman]

Gout. 

I think you may well be right, a little bout of gout a.k.a arthur-itis 

* Note to self ~ increase water intake, back peddle on the collapso, back peddle on the calories etc etc *  Difficult time of year for that 

 

Christus, I'd cut me foot off!