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Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
« Reply #15 on: July 22, 2007, 04:21:02 PM »
Surely being English you went up a hill... whistle:

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Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
« Reply #16 on: July 22, 2007, 04:25:32 PM »
Surely being English you went up a hill... whistle:

Indeed a good tale ~ but unfortunately some b@st@rd has quarried out the top of this one so when you get to what looks like the top there's a bloody great crater. Oh and the b@st@rd in question was Welsh, so eager for the cash he quarried away a hill fort and most of the local history in the process. Wouldn't be allowed today of course but .......
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Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
« Reply #17 on: July 22, 2007, 04:30:22 PM »
Our house is 245m above sea level yet when they dug out the foundations what did they discover?



Bloody sea shells!  doh:
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Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
« Reply #18 on: July 22, 2007, 04:34:04 PM »
Our house is 245m above sea level yet when they dug out the foundations what did they discover?



Bloody sea shells!  doh:

Well they would ~ if your patch of island is not volcanic rock what else would you expect. My hill is limestone which means that one time it was the sea bed!
I'll get Mrs Snoopy BA Hons to explain it all if you want ~ but not until I have gone to bed. sleep017

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Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
« Reply #19 on: July 22, 2007, 06:09:06 PM »
We live at 20 metres above sea level.    scared2:

And on the biggest ant nest in the whole country   evil:

Ant killer is all some shops sell around here.     Bliss  cloud9:   noooo:

They reckon they eat the rats.......

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Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
« Reply #20 on: July 22, 2007, 06:11:41 PM »
We live at 20 metres above sea level.    scared2:

And on the biggest ant nest in the whole country   evil:

Ant killer is all some shops sell around here.     Bliss  cloud9:   noooo:

They reckon they eat the rats.......

When you see the rats leaving it'll be time to pack and go yourselves.
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Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
« Reply #21 on: July 23, 2007, 07:51:49 AM »
I was indulging in a spot of arguing and cleaning and boiling of water. And possibly a second reading of said book.  redface:

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Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
« Reply #22 on: July 23, 2007, 05:41:31 PM »
Blimey, don't tell me you've forgotten how it ended already!  eeek:

"... and they all lived happily ever after".

THE END

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Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
« Reply #23 on: July 23, 2007, 05:44:21 PM »



No,  Really...


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Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
« Reply #24 on: July 24, 2007, 06:39:35 AM »
 cussing:

I was told "All is well"
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Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
« Reply #25 on: July 24, 2007, 08:44:16 AM »
cussing:

I was told "All is well"

"All was well." is the last sentence in the book ~ I have it in front of me. The words "The End" do not appear.
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« Reply #26 on: July 24, 2007, 09:14:09 AM »
cussing:

I was told "All is well"

"All was well." is the last sentence in the book ~ I have it in front of me. The words "The End" do not appear.

SPOILSPORT

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Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
« Reply #27 on: July 24, 2007, 09:32:52 AM »
cussing:

I was told "All is well"

"All was well." is the last sentence in the book ~ I have it in front of me. The words "The End" do not appear.

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Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
« Reply #28 on: July 24, 2007, 12:14:59 PM »
cussing:

I was told "All is well"

"All was well." is the last sentence in the book ~ I have it in front of me. The words "The End" do not appear.

SPOILSPORT
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Re: OK which one of you b@st@rds changed the menu covers?
« Reply #29 on: July 24, 2007, 12:45:45 PM »
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