This is a page from this month's magazine wot I edit.
The item was sent in by a resident who has recently moved to Wales.
OUT OF THE MOUTHS (OR PENCILS) OF CHILDREN………….
Thanks to Anne Jones
A selection, from the internet, of things children have written in school.
Who‘d be a teacher?
• In wartime Children who live in big cities had to be evaporated because it was safer in the country.
• The total is when you add up all the numbers and a remainder is an animal that pulls santa on his slay.
• SOMETIMES IN THE WAR THEY TAKE PRISNERS AND KEEP THEM UNTIL THE WAR IS OVER. SOME PRISNERS END UP IN CONSTERPATION CAMPS.
• A mosque is a sort of church. The main difference is that the roof is doomed.
• I asked my mum why we said old men at the end of prayers at skool , I don’t know any old men apart from granpa.
• On ar activity holiday Dad wanted to ride the hores but mom said they were too expensive.
• I would like to be an accountant but you have to know a lot about moths.
• The closet town to France is Dover. You can get to France on a train or you can go on a fairy.
• If it is less than 90 degrees it is a cute angel.
• …. And at the end of the show we all sing away in a manager.
• In last year’s Christmas concert, Linzi played the main prat. I played one of the smaller prats and I would like to have a bigger prat this year.
• Helicopters are cleverer than planes. Not only can they fly through the air they can also hoover.
• Then Joan of Ark met her end. She was burned as a steak.
• Crabs and creatures like them all belong to a family of crushed asians.
• In geography we learned that countries with sea round them are islands and ones without sea are incontinents.
• If you marry two people you are a pigamist, but morons are allowed to do this.
• Sir Walter Raleigh circumcised the world with a big clipper.
• In Scandiavia, the Danish people come from Denmark, The Norwegians come from Norway and the Lapdancers come from Lapland.
Editor’s note: Bless their little hearts ~ I do so hope these are true.
