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Weird clauses in contracts
« on: March 03, 2011, 05:08:29 PM »
I have just received a contract for some werk I have been doing. In an idle moment I read it  eeek:

Strange stuff. For example:

I must not enter a room where people are changing their clothes  rubschin:
I must not engage in sexually provocative games  eeek:
I must not video naked clients

Bang goes my weekend away with Tipsy  noooo:
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Re: Weird clauses in contracts
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2011, 05:12:01 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 03, 2011, 05:08:29 PM
I have just received a contract for some werk I have been doing. In an idle moment I read it  eeek:

Strange stuff. For example:

I must not enter a room where people are changing their clothes  rubschin:
I must not engage in sexually provocative games  eeek:
I must not video naked clients

Bang goes my weekend away with Tipsy  noooo:

They must know you ............ point:
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Re: Weird clauses in contracts
« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2011, 05:15:16 PM »
What sort of a bastard contract is THAT? Shrugs:
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Re: Weird clauses in contracts
« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2011, 05:16:13 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 03, 2011, 05:12:01 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 03, 2011, 05:08:29 PM
I have just received a contract for some werk I have been doing. In an idle moment I read it  eeek:

Strange stuff. For example:

I must not enter a room where people are changing their clothes  rubschin:
I must not engage in sexually provocative games  eeek:
I must not video naked clients

Bang goes my weekend away with Tipsy  noooo:

They must know you ............ point:

And this hard on the heels of the mix up in the Clap Clinic  noooo:
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Re: Weird clauses in contracts
« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2011, 05:19:02 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 03, 2011, 05:16:13 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 03, 2011, 05:12:01 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 03, 2011, 05:08:29 PM
I have just received a contract for some werk I have been doing. In an idle moment I read it  eeek:

Strange stuff. For example:

I must not enter a room where people are changing their clothes  rubschin:
I must not engage in sexually provocative games  eeek:
I must not video naked clients

Bang goes my weekend away with Tipsy  noooo:

They must know you ............ point:

And this hard on the heels of the mix up in the Clap Clinic  noooo:

happy001

Nick said "hard on"  point:

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Re: Weird clauses in contracts
« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2011, 05:22:07 PM »
I am surprised you know the meaning of the term  ::)
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Re: Weird clauses in contracts
« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2011, 05:24:27 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 03, 2011, 05:08:29 PM
I have just received a contract for some werk I have been doing. In an idle moment I read it  eeek:

Strange stuff. For example:

I must not enter a room where people are changing their clothes  rubschin:
I must not engage in sexually provocative games  eeek:
I must not video naked clients

Bang goes my weekend away with Tipsy  noooo:

DId Tipsy write the contract ?  whistle:
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Re: Weird clauses in contracts
« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2011, 05:25:58 PM »
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This lot ackchooly

http://www.i-l-m.com/
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Weird clauses in contracts
« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2011, 06:33:48 PM »
It does beg the question as to what they've contracted you to do for them.
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Re: Weird clauses in contracts
« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2011, 06:39:38 PM »
Online survey and report  Shrugs:
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Re: Weird clauses in contracts
« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2011, 06:40:00 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 03, 2011, 05:22:07 PM
I am surprised you know the meaning of the term  ::)

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Re: Weird clauses in contracts
« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2011, 06:43:50 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 03, 2011, 06:39:38 PM
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Well...

point 1 you can't do.

point 2 I suppose is possible  rubschin:

point 3 you'll need to get the client to install a webcam.
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Re: Weird clauses in contracts
« Reply #12 on: March 03, 2011, 06:49:08 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 03, 2011, 06:39:38 PM
Online survey and report  Shrugs:

Are they a data supply company?
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